giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

turntech-giving-head:

jog-on:

Watermelon Cake
Ingredients:
- 1 large seedless watermelon - 2 cans full fat coconut milk (left in fridge for 6 hours or more) - 1/2 tsp. vanilla extract - 1 Tbsp. raw honey - 1 cup sliced raw almonds - Seasonal fresh fruit (for topping)
Full recipe here

This is a recipe for lies and deception. You see this shit right here? Show up to my birthday with this shit, and It’s happy birthday to the fucking ground. This shit is the kind of fuckery no one wants, the kind of shit that Satan concocted. See God knew y’all would make so fucked up shit like this, if Eve minded her fuck damn business we would have this fucking abomination that they wanna label as a fucking cake. 

turntech-giving-head:

jog-on:

Watermelon Cake

Ingredients:

- 1 large seedless watermelon
- 2 cans full fat coconut milk (left in fridge for 6 hours or more)
- 1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
- 1 Tbsp. raw honey
- 1 cup sliced raw almonds
- Seasonal fresh fruit (for topping)

Full recipe here

This is a recipe for lies and deception. You see this shit right here? Show up to my birthday with this shit, and It’s happy birthday to the fucking ground. This shit is the kind of fuckery no one wants, the kind of shit that Satan concocted. See God knew y’all would make so fucked up shit like this, if Eve minded her fuck damn business we would have this fucking abomination that they wanna label as a fucking cake. 

phobias:

it makes me so happy that strangers find me followable 

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

divascreech:

"not every show needs queer characters"

well not every show needs 25 straight white carbon copies of the same characters from every other show ever aired in the history of television yet here we are with ten thousand of you on tv and one of me if I’m lucky

how dare you eat a feast, throw me a bone while I’m starving, and then tell me to be happy that I’m finally equal to you you spoiled entitled brat

ask-krista:


HISTORIA of REISS
Pray for her Mercy… Long Live the Queen!

Seperate fanarts here : [ x ]
Wow I’m really happy I found a software I can use that produces really good GIFs since I don’t have photoshop and Corel Painter sucks when it comes to making gifs OTL but yeah Queen Historia aka badass Queen of Mercy

ask-krista:

HISTORIA of REISS

Pray for her Mercy… Long Live the Queen!

Seperate fanarts here : [ x ]

Wow I’m really happy I found a software I can use that produces really good GIFs since I don’t have photoshop and Corel Painter sucks when it comes to making gifs OTL but yeah Queen Historia aka badass Queen of Mercy

frickingirish:

good fan fics that not enough people read 

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not so good fan fics that have millions of read and 100 fan trailers, ship tag, fic tag, manips, fan accounts…

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the-megidos:

marymargaretblanchards:

metrowolf:

pharaohofawesomeness:

They’re so cute when they still have hope in their eyes

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YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

diatomatic:

How I feel about sports:

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How I feel about sports anime:

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rivialle-heichou:

嫡楹

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